J.c.w.t.b.

What is J.c.w.t.b.?

Nickname for someone who previously had facial hair that closely resembled Jesus'. But then shaves thus being called Jesus Christ Without The Beard.

Kelly - "Dave Herne is the most amazing person ever."

Jaguar - "Who's that?"

Kelly - "Oh, yeah. J.C.W.T.B."

Jaguar - "Damn. I forgot. He is truly the most amazing person I have ever met."

See fondu, shanal, faggoteer, blacknesia, jesus christ

Shacoozy

1. hardcore make-out session so last night, when his parents were home... had a huge shacoozy..

Smegged

1. The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face. Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!..

Upside Down Pretzel Machine

1. when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel . Dude last night I gave my girl and upside..

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