J'd

What is J'd?


1.

to get drunk. to get massively fucked up.

man i got j'd up last night. how the hell you get arrested on bourbon st. for public intoxication?

See liquor, beer, alcohol, drunk, intoxicated

2.

Verb: To take unfairly or to rob.

Shortened version of the word jip, which is a shortened version of the word Gypsies

Instead of using: You got jipped

Use: You got j'd.

See j'd, jip, jipped, gyp, gypped

3.

When a male homosexual gags so hard on his partner's penis he vomits all over his partner's privates.

"Oh man, I got seriously j'd out on Bourbon Street last night, I bet he still has little chunks of my vomit still stuck in his pubes."

See jay, homosexual, gag, cocksucker, puke

4.

The prefix for the shortened term to masturbate, eliminating the word jerk or jack. (past tense) Can also be used as j-off'd.

"Then what happenned?"

"I j'd off in his sisters underwear drawer then bounced."

"Fresh."

5.

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"

"This piece of shit car is j'd"

6.

A street-basketball term used when a player tries his hardest to block a shot but falls short, and eventually hears the "swooosh" of the basketball entering the rim.

Derives from Michael Jordons last name which obviously starts with a J.

When Tyronne tried to gaurd Pookie, he got J'd out his ass.

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