What is Jealous Hair?
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A synonym for tool; often if a person sticks out due to the extra effort that
A person who sticks out because of their gel'd up hair/Someone who thinks they are hot shit/ A dude who overdoes his aesthetic appearance in hopes of it compensating for him being a total douche bag
"whoa!! That dudes got some serious jealous hair!"
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V. To masturbate. A much cooler spin-off of "Choking the Priest"
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it's what you get when all you do is eat seafood and smelly filthy minge all your life
"you're mum breathed on me the ot..