What is Jean Cretiened?
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While eating Sunflower seeds or similar, you drop your mouth as though you just had a stroke and spit the seeds out the side of your mouth at civilians inauspiciously
"God Damn it Jon"
"What?"
"You just Jean Cretiened me and you know it!"
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When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate..