What is Jean Penis?
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Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
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when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or
person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.
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Random Words:
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a man who walks around hacking so loudly the sirens in the school go off and the hallways fill with mucus.
HACK COUGH PHHHSHT SPLAP BEE..
