Jean Penis

What is Jean Penis?


1.

Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.

"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"

"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"

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2.

when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.

person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.

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