What is Jean Penis?
1.
Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
See
2.
when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or
person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.
See
Random Words:
1.
An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.
Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where s..
1.
An intelligent person who is college educated in the four major subjects of college: booze, parties, girls, and cash.
`
That dude is s..
1.
Girl who loves to drink, usually short build, preferably of Polish heritage, sometimes likes to rap to Eazy-E and falls down alot (due t..