Jean-luc Picard

What is Jean-luc Picard?


1.

The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.

"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard

2.

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.

Kicks Kirk's butt.

Little hair.

Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.

La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

3.

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,

And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.

Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!

***loosely paraphrased from short story***

4.

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies

can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver

pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)

respects women(fag)

never goes on away missions

drinks tea

made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

See tights, q, tea


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