Jeannie

What is Jeannie?


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Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.

1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!

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