Jeans Edit Meaning

1.

a girls best friend; simple, comfortable, cute, classic, completely wearable and flattering on anyone

the best piece of clothing in amy's closet were her low rise, worn-in jeans

See pants, denim

2.

Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.

Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans

See ding dong, jeans, webkinz, weewee, penetrate

3.

Something that assholes wear every single day, and the same kind, too.

That asshole Robyn wears the same jeans every day.

See suck, my, man, you, know, want, to

4.

Something that assholes wear every single day, and the same kind, too.

That asshole Robyn wears the same jeans every day.

See suck, my, man, you, know, want, too