What is Jears?
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Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's
Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"
"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"
Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.
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Taking too long, being a jerk, freak or a@@hole. Not understanding or a failure to realize the obvious.
Stop taking Jears and get over here.
Damn man, you are so Jears,
Random Words:
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slang for ho the door
The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!
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Used to describe events or happenings which are amazing or leave you speechless. z0mgwtfbbqsauce would literally spell out to: zoh-my-go..
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1. Member of freak-metal band Gwar.
2. A particularly voluminous male ejaculation.
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