What is Jeb?
1.
Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites
That chav over there is such a jeb!
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2.
This word can be used for anything as long as you know how to use it.
What the jeb?
Are you jebbin me?
Are u a fucking jeb?
Just jebbing around.
Jebbin off
^you get the idea
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3.
Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
Get your jeb out!
You're such a jebend / jebsac
I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese
Jebjeb!
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4.
Noun. 3.5 (three and one half) grams of cocaine. Often referred to as an
"Hey the dealer just called me back, how much should I get?"
"3 Jeb's please."
"3 Jeb's? You're going to be pretty depressed tomorrow."
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5.
A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.
"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"
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6.
Jeb is a noun!(Belfast Slang)sometimes known as an insult formly known as
Check out That Girls Jebs
That Guy Is Such A Jeb
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7.
(verb) To steal, usurp. Inspired by the 'sledgehammer response' after Hurricane Wilma, in which Jeb Bush had supplies destined for Miami-Dade and Broward counties diverted.
"Hey! Someone jebbed my car!"
"Don't we all jeb office supplies once in a while?"
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