What is Jeb Stuart High School?
1.
The most ghetto of Fairfax County Public Schools. Rivaled only by Annandale High School, who only has any say because they are almost twice the size of Stuart.
Students scan in every morning with picture ID cards, which they are required to wear all day long, by penalty of detention.
Stuart administration feels it is their job to punish the students into conformity. High rate of manipulated test scores and statistics plague the school. Leadership by example is not a term applied at Stuart.
The principal, Mel Riddile, came from a background with STRAIGHT a failed drug rehab program that beat kids into soberness, many of whom have since killed themselves. Somehow this man was nominated for Best Principal in VA in 2005.
Home to one of the strictest security programs in VA. Cameras, golf carts, administration/security/police posted at the end/intersection of every hallway.
90% of seniors have been assigned detention
75% of seniors have been assigned PASS room (in school suspension)
over 70% of school on free/reduced lunch.
A school where only individual "white" sports excel:
Swim
Track
Cross Country
Crew
and a little bit of soccer...surprisingly our best player is white at a school of over 40% hispanic.
Racial Breakdown:
40% Chent (Spanish)
35% Raghead (Arab)
10% Asian
15% Other (White/Black/Other)
yo man did you skip last block?
yea and my fuckin ID went off this morning and Disalvo gave me PASS room
2.
Imagine that you're in a high school in South America. Now imagine that everyone in that high school decided to sneak into our country and move to Virginia and go to a high school there named after a failed Confederate general (who was responsible for the South losing at Gettysburg). Then imagine that Adolf Hitler was reincarnated as a man named Mel Riddile who became the principal of said high school. Well stop imagining, because the nightmare has come to life.
Hola! Yo no tengo una tarjeta verde, y yo asisto JEB Stuart High School!
