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Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"..
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A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She total..
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The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair ..