Jebudas

What is Jebudas?


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A mythical god worshipped by the followers of the religion Jebudaism. Jebudas has the biggest cock in the known and unknown universe. If a human female tried to mate with Jebudas his penis would crunch her entire body. Jebudas can only properly mate with his distant cousin Jebudalina. They have made quadrillions of children due to the amount of semen Jebudas produces. Should anyone claim that they are Jebudas, it just means that they have a 0.1 mm penis and they should stop being so immature and religiously inconsiderate.

"Hail Jebudas!"

"Failure to worship Jebudas will result in tea bagging!"

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