Jeces

What is Jeces?


1.

A verbal shartexpelled from the mouth of an annoyingly persistent, bible-thumping asshole that commands you to believe in an invisible man who will burn you if you don't. Derived from "Jesus" and "feces".

Bob: "Do you accept JC as your lord and savior?"

Wilhelm: "Thanks, but no thanks. I am not religious."

Bob: "You need to believe in god; you will burn in hell for all eternity if you don't! In sections so-and-so of the Bible, it says that blah, blah, blah."

Wilhelm: "And you, sir, need to brush your teeth, or the jeces you sharted out of your ass-mouth will surely suffocate me."

See jesus, feces, shart, bible, religion, god, asshole, shit, fart, crap, bullshit


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