Jedi Hand-job

What is Jedi Hand-job?

To be tossed of without anyone touching you - the way that Jedis do stuff with their mind.

'Oh man, I just cum in my pants'

'You didn't just get Jedi hand-jobbed did you?'

See jedi, hand-job, wank, cum, sex-wee

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