Jedi Mind Fuck

What is Jedi Mind Fuck?


1.

To fuck with someone's mind in the style of the Jedi

"Donnie, you're a rube"

"No, I'm not!"

Exercising of the jedi mind fuck

"Wow, I am a rube"

2.

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.

Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.

3.

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.

Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...

Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!

See jedi mind fuck, mind fuck, jedi, distracted


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