Jedi Mind Prick

What is Jedi Mind Prick?

A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."

Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket

Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.

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Got Yo Face

1. An exclamation after a male has just ejaculated onto a womans face. Woman: Honey, you got my eyes! Man: Your wrong, I Got Yo Face!..

Lemmie

1. A shortened version of 'let me' Lemmie get a break off of the kit kat bar. See let, me, allow..

Gutch

1. The long stretch between your stankin asshole and your sweaty balls. i have no brillo pad so will you use your tounge to cleanse my gut..

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