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A cocktail and or shot that contains:
1 part Jägermeister
1 part Malibu Rum
1 1/4 pineapple juice
Hey bartender, can I get a surfer..
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a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..