Jediism

What is Jediism?


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1.the retarded abdominal movements created by bad diet and idiocy.

2.the act of psychostimulation through the abuse of dangerous recreational and pharmaceutical drugs while watching George Lucas movies.

3.All who believe in Jediism will be deported to a remote Island of the Sith and sacrificed by the Sith Lords request for blood.

4.all jedi who have been deported and survive will be forever remembered as the most retarted and kiss ass people on the face of this planet...im fairly sure that mel gibson has already taken the universe title.

5.So in general... DON'T DO IT!!!!!

see Charles Manson for Jediism massacre...

See jediism, retarded, drugs


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