Jeep

What is Jeep?


1.

The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equpped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.

THat Jeep ZJ just ramped that Honda!!

2.

A Jeep,not a car,not a truck,but a Jeep

You call my Jeep a car one more time,I'll kick your ass fuckstick!

3.

A term used to loosely describe your SUV when trying to act like you're so full of life that you don't even know what you really drive.

<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.

<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?

<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.

<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?

<customer> A Jeep.

<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?

<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.

<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?

<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.

<parts man> Do you have the VIN?

<customer> No, I don't.

See suv, offroad, automobile, parts, slacker

4.

etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase (Ford used letters to denote increasing wheelbase; "A" being the narrowest) and W denoting that it was the Willys design.

Ford Motor Company produced Jeeps for the U.S. Government between 1942 and 1945.

5.

The vehicle that kicks any broncos ass

Jeeps Rule and Bronco drivers are gay!

See lvl

6.

A fictional animal with magical powers, from the old Popeye cartoons. The one most commonly featured was named "Eugene, the Magical Jeep." Magical jeeps make a "jeep-jeep" sound.

Oh, my gosh, Eugene the Magical Jeep was run over by a steamroller!

See creature, animal, beast, varmint, magic, incantation, car, suv, cartoon, bluto, olive, sweetpea, wimpy

7.

acronym; Just Empty Every Pocket, used by offroaders driving vehicles of make similar to word originally manufactured by AMC or more recently by Daimler-Chrysler.

My paycheck goes directly to my Jeep.

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