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a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklac..
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A Really Small Dick.
Please! Don't cut off my little peen! It may not look like much, but it's all I got!
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Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self
Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.
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