Jeez

What is Jeez?


1.

A saying derived from the phrase "Jesus Christ!" displaying anger/disapointment/wow towards a person/object/event.

Jeez, lose some weight, fattie!

2.

An expression of minor exasperation or annoyance

"Ah jeez, it snowed last night! Now I'll have to shovel the driveway."

3.

A general interjection which, although usually expressing grief, can be used with much versatility.

Etymology: A substitution for "Jesus Christ!!!" Evidently used mostly by uptight people with a strict upbringing.

Expressing grief: "Jeez, all I did was get the order of the numbers mixed up."

Expressing exaltation: "Jeez, I didn't know the installation would be that easy !"

4.

Jesus' Nickname

Person: Jeez!

Jesus: Yes?

See jesus, jeez, nick, name, nickname

5.

A slang derived from 'Jesus' when someone is annoyed, angry, or disapointed. It is more socially accepted to say 'jeez' in a negative way then to say Jesus in a negative way.

Jeez (or jee-wiz), why you always have to act like this?

instead of saying

Oh Jesus, why you have to act this way?

See jeez, jesus, jee, wiz, slang, term

6.

A PC Christian way of Mid-Westerners saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Husband:"We just got dumped with 10 inches of snow"

Wife: "Awe, Jeez. You gotta be kidding."

See Sarah

7.

what the Devil must have said when he saw Jesus Christ thrusting a cross into the devil's mouth.

"Please have mercy, Jeeezz....(dead)"


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