Jeezus Edit Meaning

1.

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

2.

A word used in vain instead of Jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.

Jeezus man, that's some str8 bullshit

3.

A reference for extremely potent Marijuana.

Yo, my nigga, lets toke up on that jeezus tonight, yea?

See jeezus, weed, marijuana, pot, grass, Kotex

4.

A solid form of pasteurized kangaroo semen.

Gooday mate, what say we go wrangle us up a

fresh batch of jeezus.

See jesus, god, holy, semen, gorgeous

5.

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."

"Thanks Jeezus."

See Zach