What is Jeff Dunham?
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The greatest ventriloquist of all time
Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"
Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"
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the ventriquolist] who created
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
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Yawning more than three times in a row. Chain-yawning had been known to continue for hours left untreated.
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When sombody talk's shit about some body, you or your homie's shit that usually isnt true.
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