Jeff Samardzija

What is Jeff Samardzija?


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Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

See football, baseball, notre dame, wide receiver, pitcher


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