Jeff Smith Cocktail

What is Jeff Smith Cocktail?

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

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