Jeffed

What is Jeffed?


1.

the consumption of any beverage at lightning speed

I totally just jeffed that.

See jeff, jeffing, jeffrey, chocolate milk, gatorade, keystone light, pee pee sock

2.

Jeffed is the act of being blown off by someone who is so sure they love you that they know you'll be there tomorrow, no matter how inconsiderate the act, because they're well worth it.

Jeffed is "I'll be back in a few minutes." Player logs from audio and messenger after 2 hours because their computer overheats while they're peacefully sleeping and you're waiting.

See jeff, love, stoned, gone

3.

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

See drunk, booze, blackout, buzzed, wasted


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