Jeffy

What is Jeffy?


1.

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

See issues, lonely, sensitive

2.

A lobbyist person who sucks up to Big Pharma and policy makers inside the beltway in Washington, DC.

The jeffy arranged for big tax breaks to Big Pharma for giving away libido-enhancing pills to the unemployed, 2009.

See lobbyist, crook, con man, greaser, mule

3.

Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.

I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?

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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.

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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.

"Hey Jeffy!"

He just smiled at me...

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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.

See retard, retarded, jeffy, stupid, gay, homo, ridiculous


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