Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

Post Twirl

1. 1. a tennis or badminton move in which a player takes a small feminine-like step, throws the ball/birdie up into the air, and in an atte..

Ramshackled

1. 1. bad 2. poorly planned "dude hooking me up with your sister was some ramshackled sh*t" See john 2. So drunk that speech ..

Gatorhippy

1. 1. One who's penis hasn't yet reached maturity. 2. A man who is known for being very passive aggressive. 3. An excuse maker ..

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