Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

Straulk

1. the act of streak-walking; to walk down a street naked verses running Jon & Courtney were straulkin' it up, i thought for sure..

Napquest

1. Directions to a place written on a napkin. Okay what's the next road we turn on? According to Napquest it's Swisher Ln. SHI..

Lemmewinks

1. Gerbil King - someone who puts gerbils in their ass and like the way they wriggle Lemmewinksthe danger's still ahead, hurry onward..

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