Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

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