Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

500hp

1. a really sexy man/woman that exudes sex appeal. No one can measure up to him/ her. Comparison to a fast race car on the track: street; ..

Meatplow

1. a bitch whos fat or overweight especially if she wears clothes that are too tight. Can be often found supersizing value meals. yo that ..

Zapped

1. to be in a situation of great misfortune Gabe: "I got AIDS man..." Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!" 2. tired, ex..

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