Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

Cockpolishing

1. Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message. I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that. See m..

Ktbug

1. A less grotesque version of "pussy", "cooter", "vagina". She played with her ktbug once a month. See ktb..

Sarged

1. hit upon for a go; tried to mack; demonstrated interest for; Death threats from a boy of the girl I sarged on . from the song The Ha..

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