Jehovah Jumped

What is Jehovah Jumped?

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

See witness, losers, attack

Zmai

1. The best mod in Spymac. Zmai is the best mod in Spymac. See macaddict 2. holy hell she really gets pissed at me zmai is pissed™ 3...

Van Giersbergen

1. The idea of a dutch male, living life as a farmer, and on the side, being a man whore. Sleeps with women most of the time, and not havin..

Twit-shitting

1. The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet. Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting. See shit, twit, twitter, toilet..

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