Jehovahwatt

What is Jehovahwatt?

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A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (Etymology: First seen in FARK comment 1607982, August 2005)

"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" -whatshisname

"47.3 Jehovawatts! 47.3 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!" -jimmyhaha
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