What is Jehovahwatt?
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A jehovahwatt is based on the concept of the amount of energy one must expend trying to explain evolution to a creationist before you feel compelled to light yourself on fire in frustration. (Etymology: First seen in FARK comment 1607982, August 2005)
"It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine" -whatshisname
"47.3 Jehovawatts! 47.3 Jehovawatts! The only thing that has that much power is a bolt of lightning!" -jimmyhaha
Random Words:
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To FART briskly yet gracefully
To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn
I couldn't hold it in, ..
