Jelf

What is Jelf?

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.

Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?

Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf

See elf, magic, gesticulate

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

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