Jelf

What is Jelf?


1.

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.

Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?

Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf

See elf, magic, gesticulate

2.

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

See Bryan


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