What is Jellied Eel?
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A large, plump clitoris, of a ripe and appetising appearance.
"The food of the gods," according to Cockneys, who appreciate this traditional delicacy.
The fruit of a lady's pod.
There can't be a clitoris longer
Than that of fat Olive from Ongar:
No mere jellied eel,
Its three inches, we feel,
Are approaching the size of a conger.
See pearls before swine
There can't be a clitoris longer
Than that of fat Olive from Ongar:
No mere jellied eel,
Its three inches, we feel,
Are approaching the size of a conger.
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