Jellied Eel

What is Jellied Eel?


1.

A large, plump clitoris, of a ripe and appetising appearance.

"The food of the gods," according to Cockneys, who appreciate this traditional delicacy.

The fruit of a lady's pod.

There can't be a clitoris longer

Than that of fat Olive from Ongar:

No mere jellied eel,

Its three inches, we feel,

Are approaching the size of a conger.

See pearls before swine


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