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where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry
woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want m..
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eternal damnation, with amusing and novel punishments involving forks (and also nowadays sporks too)
"i'm going to send you t..
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Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me l..