What is Jelly?
1.
Something that Beyonce & Co. don't think you're ready for.
Little Timmy: "Hey, I found the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?"
Beyonce, singing over-pitched as usual: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Little Timmy (snatching the jelly out Beyonce's hand and slicing her Achilles tendon with the bread knife):"Oh, yes I am, bitch!"
2.
Back in the 60's, jelly was refering to pussy. Listen to the grateful dead song duprees diamond blues... "but that sweet, sweet, jelly's so good"
Judge said, "Son, I know your baby well,
But that's a secret I can never tell."
Dupree said, "Judge well it's well understood,
But you got to admit that sweet Jelly's so good."
3.
A nice piece o' ass.
Damn I got some FULL handfulls of her jelly behind he portable.
4.
Being jealous, or hating
The girls are jelly, the jealous of me
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5.
UK usage.
A gelletine desert, usally fruit flavoured served with ice cream or cold custard. Known in the US as Jello
Sponge cake soaked in jelly and left over night to set is the bottom layer of trifle.
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6.
cellulite or fat
I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)
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7.
1) When a penis is not erect. 2) A floppy dick.
"Aww, it's jelly!" - most fun to play with.
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