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This is the day you find out that the girl you have been eating out has had a yeast infection for a month.
Tammy's baking bread in..
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An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, inco..
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Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.
On being late for an important meeting:
"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic tim..