What is Jelly Bollocks?
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A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"
"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"
"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
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