Jelly Bracelets

What is Jelly Bracelets?


1.

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex

Blue- Blow job

Pink- Flash tits or pinus

Yellow- Hug

Purple- Kiss

Clear- W/e snapper wants

Green- Hand job

Brown- Toss my salad

Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS

Any glitter- Girl chooses

Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX

Light Blue- Anal

Light pink- hug & kiss

Light green- Oral sex

Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!

Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!

Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!

Guy: Haha

Girl: Wanna go right now?

Guy: Seriously?

Girl: No you dumbass I was joking

Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.

Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

See Jessica

2.

At my high school we really don't do that crap but me and my friends joke around about it

Black- sexual intercourse

Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)

Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)

Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)

Orange- kiss

Yellow- hug

Red: lap dance

Purple- anal sex

Silver- fisting

White- flash your tits

Pink- flashing

Gold glitter- make out

Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus

Glow in the dark- using sex toys

glittery yellow-hugging & kissing

glittery green-69

glittery purple-French

glittery orange-kiss

Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob

Clear Gold with glitter-fingering

Clear blue-All of everything

Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.

Clear Green- All Anal

Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys

Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys

Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.

light blue-masturbate

gold-suck on any part of body

gray(silver)- flash

3.

just a cute little plastic bracelet that some people make a big deal about, im wearinga two pink ones and A black one right now, i keep them under my sleeve so noone brakes my freakin 2 dollar jewelery :D

"hey i just broke your black bracelet wanna have sex now?"--get a life :

See kaci

4.

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.

Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.

And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex

Light Blue~ Hand-job

Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob

Blue~ Blowjob

Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.

Yellow~ Big bear hug

White~Flash

Orange~ petting

Purple~Full-fledged make-out session

Clear~ Wild-card

Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard

Silver~Fisting

Gold~ Anal

Clear Gold with glitter~fingering

Clear blue~All of everything

Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.

Clear Green~ All Anal

Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys

Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys

Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.

And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.

5.

It's just a bracelet! Jeez!! Some people may think that they have sexual meanings...but I don't. I didn't even know about this crap until this girl came up to me and was telling me how they may ban them from our school!! I went online to see what the big issue was and came to this website. Wow, how bored can one person be!? Let's all sit at home and start making meanings for the socks you wear. Jeez!! That's coming next!! I mean for real people...grow up!! I'm in 8th and I have sense enough to realize that this is all a bunch of bull. But if you really want to scold your kids for being fashionable...you do that, but right after...I suggest some mental help!! Just let us do our own thing. Don't be worried about finding bracelets...be worried when you find birth controll and a box of condoms half empty...!!

**FaShIoN...that's all it is...FaShIoN**

See Samantha

6.

At our school they mean:

yellow-hug

green-give head

red-lap dance

pink-make-out

black-sex

grey(silver)-hand job

purple-outdoor sex

clear-whatever breaker wants

glow in the dark-use sex toys

white-flash

orange-kiss

You all need to shut the HELL up because these braclets really have no meaning its just some perverted meaning that adults thought up and intend to blame us for it, I am just fine wearing my bracelets that fact that it pisses teachers off is just an added bonus!

See Heather

7.

"Jelly Bracelet" is just another name for "sex coupon". They came in style in the 80's and faded until about 3 years ago. They have certain meanings though...

Black~ Sex with condom

Red~Sex without condom

Light Blue~ Hand-job

Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob

Blue~ Blowjob

Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.

Yellow~ Big bear hug

White~Flash

Orange~ petting

Purple~Full-fledged make-out session

Clear~ Wild-card

Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard

Silver~Fisting

Gold~ Anal

Clear Gold with glitter~fingering

Clear blue~All of everything

Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.

Clear Green~ All Anal

Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys

Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys

Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

That is the whole index... Don't try these at home (If your parents are around)

My girlfriend broke a yellow one off me, so I hugged her.. (cute)

See Sarah


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