What is Jelly Donuts?
1.
A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.
"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."
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2.
An anonymous person who is anonymously named james who is addicted to jelly donuts and there flavorful loving jelly. Whenever this anonymous person says "I have to go talk to my friends" it is slang for "I must go eat some jelly donuts"
"Be right back I have to go talk to my friends"
"Ok enjoy your jelly donuts"
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