Jelly Jewellery

What is Jelly Jewellery?


1.

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.

"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

2.

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.


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