Jelly Jewellery

What is Jelly Jewellery?


1.

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.

"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

2.

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.


46

Random Words:

1. Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! prettyBeautiful Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen. Her beautifu..
1. The man who pwns all The man who pwns all See code_monkey 2. Someone who really sucks at writing code. That guy is so not 1337. Wha..
1. Someone who spends a greater part of his or her day offering help and aid to others. That woman is such a helpitarian. She just baby sa..