Jelly Stain

What is Jelly Stain?


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The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple color gives it the name "Jelly Stain".

Usually seen among s&m and bondage lovers.

"That Jelly Stain looks like Rosie O'Donnell's fat ass, man."

Chris: "Dude, did you know that Rosie O'Donnell is notorious for her sun patches and jelly stains?"

Kevin: "Yeah, on the news yesterday it said she gave Ellen DeGeneres a fat ass jelly stain on the set of THE VIEW."

See bruise, stain, jelly, love tap


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