Jellybean

What is Jellybean?


1.

The cutest cat in the world. She is orange and white, borderline retarded, and has a head tilt. She likes salmon, destroying laptops, socks, and mittens.

The was a vote among all people in the world, and every single cute thing was on the ballot. Jellybean won 82% of the vote!.

See jb, cute, cat, fuzzy-wuzzy

2.

A small, chewy candy that comes in many colors and flavors, this candy is a favorite at Easter time. I personally think they are nasty and give you cavities, but they are fat-free.

Jelly Belly is the most famous (and expensive) manufacturer of jellybeans.

3.

(Verb) To pass someone interested in you along to a friend, like one might pass a friend a football -- or a jellybean. Unlike jellybeans, however, people have feelings all their own, so a successful jellybeaning is rare and requires great skill and concentration.

Note: Some people are more desirable than others, just like some jellybeans are more desirable than others, so a successful jellybeaning can be a truly charitable act(if passing along a popcorn jellybean of this world) or a less-than-charitable act (if passing along a nasty, black jellybean of this world).

Dawg, this girl is a dime, but I have a baby mamma all my own. Let's jellybean her to my bro.

OR

Dawg, this girl has a face that makes me long for Stevie Wonder's eyesight, but my friend is drunk and desperate and has no game. I'll jellybean her to him -- it will be a win-win situation.

See women, men, sex, friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, hot, ugly

4.

A group of males (2 or more and usually geeky) that are best friends and can do "homo-sexual" acts without it being truely, homo. These "homo" acts are considered "no-homo," and not as sexual as one may think.

These two guys were straight up JellyBeans, they were the best of friends.

See jelly, bean, bromance, dude, tim, devin, no, homo, gay, cool, computer, melissa, lia, love, high, school, friend, s, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, b, f, l, mad, tight, geek, nerd, club

5.

A person that puts on a false behavior as being hard or tough but is really a big softy or a punk on the inside. (Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.)

See man, I told you Big Roy wasn't nothing but a jellybean. He'll act all hard on the block but when he gets stepped to by the fools from across the way he don't say nothing.

See punk, fronter, wannabe, sissy, mama's boy

6.

1) a type of jelly that people usually shoke on

2) a type of jelly that is either yuckilly yuck or sensationally sweet

3) a thing for desperate people ::wink::

4) a person who is very sweet - your boyfriend or girfriend (mothers are usually called jelly beans)

5) all round dickhead

6) a person with no brain (makes sense i guess)

I had this girfriend who was the best jelly bean that i had ever had. My mother, being the jelly bean that she is, bought a nice band of jelly beans that squarked all this jelly bean out and my beautiful jelly bean got mad at me so i called all the band members jelly beans...:(

7.

Candy, usually eaten more than one at a time.

Yum, jellybeans.


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