What is Jellybean?
1.
The cutest cat in the world. She is orange and white, borderline retarded, and has a head tilt. She likes salmon, destroying laptops, socks, and mittens.
The was a vote among all people in the world, and every single cute thing was on the ballot. Jellybean won 82% of the vote!.
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2.
A small, chewy candy that comes in many colors and flavors, this candy is a favorite at Easter time. I personally think they are nasty and give you cavities, but they are fat-free.
Jelly Belly is the most famous (and expensive) manufacturer of jellybeans.
3.
(Verb) To pass someone interested in you along to a friend, like one might pass a friend a football -- or a jellybean. Unlike jellybeans, however, people have feelings all their own, so a successful jellybeaning is rare and requires great skill and concentration.
Note: Some people are more desirable than others, just like some jellybeans are more desirable than others, so a successful jellybeaning can be a truly charitable act(if passing along a popcorn jellybean of this world) or a less-than-charitable act (if passing along a nasty, black jellybean of this world).
Dawg, this girl is a dime, but I have a baby mamma all my own. Let's jellybean her to my bro.
OR
Dawg, this girl has a face that makes me long for Stevie Wonder's eyesight, but my friend is drunk and desperate and has no game. I'll jellybean her to him -- it will be a win-win situation.
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4.
A group of males (2 or more and usually geeky) that are best friends and can do "homo-sexual" acts without it being truely, homo. These "homo" acts are considered "no-homo," and not as sexual as one may think.
These two guys were straight up JellyBeans, they were the best of friends.
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5.
A person that puts on a false behavior as being hard or tough but is really a big softy or a punk on the inside. (Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.)
See man, I told you Big Roy wasn't nothing but a jellybean. He'll act all hard on the block but when he gets stepped to by the fools from across the way he don't say nothing.
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6.
1) a type of jelly that people usually shoke on
2) a type of jelly that is either yuckilly yuck or sensationally sweet
3) a thing for desperate people ::wink::
4) a person who is very sweet - your boyfriend or girfriend (mothers are usually called jelly beans)
5) all round dickhead
6) a person with no brain (makes sense i guess)
I had this girfriend who was the best jelly bean that i had ever had. My mother, being the jelly bean that she is, bought a nice band of jelly beans that squarked all this jelly bean out and my beautiful jelly bean got mad at me so i called all the band members jelly beans...:(
7.
Candy, usually eaten more than one at a time.
Yum, jellybeans.