Jellyfish Edit Meaning

1.

A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.

"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."

See jelly fish, pussy, crybaby, tool, putz, shithead, doormat, perv, douche bag

2.

A free-swimming aquatic creature. It starts life as a larva, which attatches itself to a rock or other solid substance and develops into a polyp; eventually the polyp grows into the familiar bell-shaped organism.

Most jellyfish have tentacles and a basic nervous system, though they lack more complicated organs, and they are allegedly composed of about 95% water. They usually catch their prey by brushing potential victims with their poison-spouting, long tentacles, which can be anywhere from inches to several feet long.

Pl. jellyfish

Slang: various sex acts.

Sometimes, during low tide, one sees jellyfish lining the shores.

See fish, water, ocean, sea

3.

When a person puts a hand in for a high five, but just before the kill, the giver of the high five wriggles their hand away, and annoyingly shouts "jellyfish!"

Jill went to high five Matt as congratulations, then she Jellyfished him.

See jellyfish, high five, wriggle, annoying

4.

A kind of faux five when you're going in to give someone a high five but quickly pull away, making your hand make jellyfish motions in the air while saying, "JELLYFISH!"

To add to the affect, apologize, then go in for a hug.

When they go in for the hug also, pull back and make the jellyfish motions with your arms while saying, "JELLYFISH!"

Known to be annoying as hell.

Kaitie: OMG! Highfive!

Courtiney: JELLYFISH!

Kaitie: ))):

See faux five, high five, annoying, hilarious, fun

5.

An adjective used to describe anything at all. Seriously, anything. It adapts to any situation, leaving people curious as to the meaning. It is meaningless, which makes it oh so meaningful.

(It's also a gnarls barkley sea creature that stings you and whatnot)

Man, that slut is lookin totally jellyfish! Hell yeah!

I don't know, I felt like the yams were a little too jellyfish this year.

See jelly, fish, adjective, positive, negative, gnarls

6.

An adult male who has kept his hair long despite the fact the hair on top is now missing, creating the appearance of a gelatinous marine animal.

That Steely Dan concert was jellyfish city.

See hair loss, baby boomers, hair

7.

When someone takes greens from a bowl, this is the term to describe the smoke that rises off the bowl that resembles a jellyfish

bob: yo man hit that shit hard, you got greens.

joe: nice. *takes hit*

bob: oh damn, nice jellyfish

See weed, marijuana, bowl, pipe, bud, reefer