Jellyfish Hands

What is Jellyfish Hands?


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When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.

NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.

NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.

Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"

Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"

Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"

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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!

Friend 2: Haha no way.

Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....

Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!

See damp, clammy, hands, jellyfish, gross


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