What is Jelnock?
1.
gay man on a tiny bicycle
Jelnock: hellloooo sailors!
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2.
The very idea of Jelnock himself goes beyond definition. All that is currently known about the sexy beast is that he is the child of Chuck Norris and Superman and that he made a man's head explode just by looking at him.
Crowd of women: It's Jelnock!
Jelnock: Alright ladies, you know the rules, six at a time now.
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3.
A big, dirty man who trades his offspring for oatcakes.
Jelnock: "Oi'll give thee two bairns for 4 oatcakes, oi will."
Shop Owner: "CHILDREN ARE NOT CURRENCY."
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The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).
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