Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Assey

1. A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole Jon is such an assey See asshole, assface, bitch, cunt, fucker..

Spuvet

1. "Sp-oo-vey" A Spunky Duvet. Example of word merging or Werging. "That's such a Spuvet, dude... Gross." See s..

I'm So Beat

1. The phrase used by guidos to describe how tired they are, exhausted, or just for the heck of it. Jeff: hey man, whats going on? Greko:..

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