Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Chorcha

1. Slang for a woman's vagina, hatchet wound, meat curtains, or cunt. Commonly used in Honduras. Esa chorcha huele tremendamende mal..

Ohno-second

1. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. "It took an OHNO-Second to realize ..

Berno

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