Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Hitch-cock

1. When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched. Man that girl is so hot! She g..

Jambushed

1. When one unwittingly opens a Myspacepage and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject&apo..

Ocuard

1. The most moronic way to spell the word awkward. Youtube moron 1: "Must have been ocuard for the guy." Youtube moron 2: "..

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