Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

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