Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Right Cunt

1. To be a 'Right Cunt' is to be an absolute Asshole or fucken Prick! I guess the 'right' just adds emphasis. Can also..

Morning Devotion

1. in a state of drunkiness or being "high" on illegal drugs. After taking that glass of Easy Jesus ,he seems to be in a morning..

F.a.d. Firey Anus Discharge

1. 1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and ..

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