Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Assholette

1. The female version of an asshole. Geez, that women is an assholette. See asshole, bitch, snapper, cunt, meany..

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

Rape Kiss

1. the act of an unwanted kiss that is repeated after the kissee protests bob: (kisses girl out of nowhere) betty: what the hell are you ..

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