Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Thrashsexual

1. Your sexual orientation when you get a boner from listening to Slayer or watching old Metallica live shows. I knew I was thrashsexual w..

Krystal Steel

1. A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat..

Ultrasound

1. Coming on a girl's stomach then rubbing your dick head in it. Dude 1 - I can't believe you hit that bare-back. Tell me you pu..

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