Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Gnads

1. another name for male genitals. in a mans pants area, his pen15, his tool, where he keeps his special juice. get it? "holy hannah..

Yp/mp

1. YP = Your Problem MP = My Problem Girl: Hey! You came, but I haven't yet! That's not fair! Guy: That's a YP, not an MP..

31904

1. The perfect Number..

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