Jemima's Witnesses

What is Jemima's Witnesses?

Fat black ladies with gray hair, who visit houses looking to dole out pancakes coated with syrupy goodness.

As seen on Family Guy.

I was hungover today, the last thing I needed was some damn Jemima's witness coming to my front door!!

Leather Pinstripe

1. the insirtion of a large leather strapped metal bar into the anus OUCH, u pinstriped me..

Zajaczkowski

1. pronouced za-ja-kow-ski. a polish girl, incredibly sexy. one look at her and all guys pop up. damn, i just saw a zajaczkowski. See sex..

Smartfone

1. The act of performing the wristwatch and the brain at the same time Horace totaly smartfoned me yesterday See smartfone, wristwatch, b..

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