Jenifer Syndrome

What is Jenifer Syndrome?


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1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.

2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.

B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.

3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.

4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.

5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.

1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.

B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.

2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.

B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.

3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.

B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.

4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.

B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.

5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.

See heartless, hot sauce, lazy, car


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