Jenison

What is Jenison?


1.

A Michigan city full of pampered and spoiled white kids. Most people are Christian. Not very welcoming, often reject people of different race and religion. They are very serious about academics and fine arts, but don't let them fool you. Most girls in the high school are sluts and the guys only care about sex.

Crap my parents are forcing me to go to Jenison... damn.

See jenison, michigan, hudsonville, grandville

2.

Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.

I've seen 5 churches on this road.

We must be in Jenison.

See church, bubble, football, j-town, christian

3.

They party all night, and sleep during school. The kids here rebel against the conservative lifestyle of their parents. Every kid is likely to have a DUI before they even turn 21. They know how to have a good time, there's no doubt about it.

"Who's going to that party?"

"A bunch of Jenison girls"

"HELL YEAH!"

See jenison, bubble, party, michigan

4.

A town for big sluts that will have sex with just about anyone. People often hate eachother for no apparent reason, Hudsonville (a city over)is way better than Jenison, because there is no sluts and whores.

"She is such a whore!"

"Yeah, She must be from Jenison."

See jenison, michigan, wildcats, money, names


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