Jenk

What is Jenk?


1.

The greatest drug ever. Pioneered by Africans in the eighties, the jenk-development process involves defecating into a jar, putting a balloon on top, "fermenting" the product by letting it sit in the sun for several days, and finally inhaling the gas the forms inside the balloon.

Contrary to some urban myths, you can only get high off the jenk gas in the balloon, not the solid residue. Snorting the residue is commonly referred to as "jenkaine" which in fact does not get you high and is simply a poorly developed attempt at misinformation.

"Little boy, can you elaborate on the potency of this, jenk?"

"Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."

See jenk, jenkem, jank, shithead, leeroy jenkins

2.

the area between one's balls and bum

"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"

See biffin, perenium, geesh, biffing plate

3.

pieced together, made to work, but with incongruous parts.

This jenk bike gets me around ok.

See funky, incongruous, jacked-up

4.

something that is cool or that amazes you

oh snap dude that trick was jenk!

See sick, cool, dope, amazing, dank

5.

1.)dope; crazy

2.)humped; hurt

This sandwich tasted jenk; Dude, i just got jenked so hard!

See hump, sex, insane, anal, fart

6.

broken, non-functional, or functional in only a limited capacity.

My computer is so Jenk - it keeps disconnecting.

See fried, damaged, screwed up, dead

7.

Unfair or unlawful, not cool.

Man, we had a wicked hard pop quiz, that is so jenk.

See Rei


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