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The lack of concentration experienced during mid-day.
boss: JOOOOHHNNSOOONN, where is that report i asked for..
johnson: huh.. what.. ..
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to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go ..
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Sending one tweet then you're done.
There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.
See twitter, tweet, twit..
