Jenkification Edit Meaning

1. A phrase used in the North of Ireland to fill in gaps in conversations. If you can't think of anything to say, just say SHIFT MA! ..

1. A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her. She's headed for a fall. He's a lying..

1. A female who is not only vegetarian, but a lesbian. Can be recognised by her faint smell of crab paste and white smears around her lips...